Preschooler Logic

Let me walk you through a chain of Theo logic:

• Fact: He is not allowed to watch Pink videos, which Mama has deemed "inappwopwiate."
• Fact: He needs to be older to watch said Pink videos.
• Theo logic: Older is the same thing as bigger.
• Fact (according to Mama): He needs to eat and sleep to get bigger.

And thus, he came to this deduction, which I heard him muttering this morning: "I'm not allowed to watch inappwopwiate Pink videos. I need to eat a lot before I can do that."