Everybody Loves Ice Cream...

...but maybe not these flavors....

At soccer today, the kids were doing a drill where they had to dribble the ball over to some cones, pick up a cone, place the ball on top of the inverted cone, and run back to the coach with it. This cone-with-ball-on-top was supposed to be an "ice cream cone," so all the kids were running back to the coach and saying, "I brought you chocolate ice cream!" "This one's vanilla!" "This is blueberry ice cream!" All tasty, yummy flavors. Except my kid, who ran up proudly with his "cone" and announced, "I brought you toilet flavor!"

As if that wasn't enough, he ran back with a second "cone" and proclaimed, "This is beer ice cream!"

Oh, Theo...never a dull moment!