Above the Law, Part II

The fact that the law applies to him frustrates Theo. That was evident this weekend when we had the following conversation:

Theo: Mom, why does Theo the Boss have to sit in a car seat?Me: Who's Theo the Boss?Theo (very seriously): Me. That's my name. I'm the boss. So why do I have to sit in a car seat?

But all discussions of safety and the law aside, WHO PROMOTED HIM TO BOSS?!?! Dear god, help us all....