Friday, March 23, 2012

The Importance of Proper Nomenclature

We've always used the correct names for body parts around here. I feel like an absolute fool using names like "Mr. Winky" or "Your Peepee Part" for genitalia, so when Theo first asked me what his penis was called, I gave him the correct name.

This is all well and good...until your son suddenly says in the car, "Hey, could you kiss my p***s and make it feel better?"And you turn around in shock and horror, wondering what on earth has happened to your child to make him say that...only to see him innocently holding up his pinkie finger, which has a tiny scratch on it.

Pinkie, Theo...not penis. Pinkie...

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