Yesterday morning, Lisa and I took the boys to the park: Theo (almost 4), Cason (14 months), and Sam (3 weeks). Sam slept the whole time (of course!) while Cason and Theo honed their skills with the ladies. Cason set his sights on a pair of eight-year-old twins, who first wanted to hug him and then complained to their Mom, "The little boy grabbed us!" when Cason tried to grope them. Meanwhile, Theo was on the playground, making eyes at a three-year-old girl who he fell in love with the minute she threw her bucket and shovel down the metal slide, making a wonderful crash and clatter. First he sat at the top of the slide, yelling, "Yiddle girl! Do you want to come back up here?" Then he ventured down to the sand and went up to her, delivering this suave line: "Yiddle girl, would you like to come show me something?"
Yeah, he sounds like a tiny little creep, doesn't he? That's my boy!
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