Theo's latest attempt to get out of going to school:
Me (perusing the Parks and Rec catalog): Oh, they DO have a basketball class! (Theo has been asking to do one.) But shoot, it's in the morning, while you're at school....
Theo: Well, maybe I should just not do school!
Me: You have to do school, bud. Sorry...
Theo: But I want to do basketball instead. I'm just going to shut the school down!
Me: Really? How?
Theo: With caution tape. I'm going to go to Firestation 6 and say "Hi, I need some caution tape, please!" And then I'm going to wrap it around the school.
At least he's going to pull this off by semi-legal means, I suppose....
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