Escalator Maintenance

Last weekend we went sledding on a manmade sledding "mountain." The owners had thoughtfully put in a "people mover" escalator-type thing to assist sledders in getting up the mountain with their heavy innertubes. I thought the people mover would be Theo's favorite part, given his great love of escalators, but he informed me that "this isn't the best escalator, Mom. It's bumpy." Then later, the people mover had a slight malfunction and stopped, and he announced, "I think they need to recalibrate it, Mom." He may actually have been right, though it was amusing to hear the five-year-old spewing escalator maintenance tips!