Jesus Was a...Scary Fireman??

After a recent visit to my sister's house, Theo informed me, "Aunt Lynnie has a sticker on her car. It's a scary, scary man. He fights fires." I was utterly perplexed...until I finally figured out he was referring to the "tortured/crucified Jesus" sticker on the back of my sister's van. Apparently crucified Jesus was actually a scary firefighter. Who knew?!