Sunday, June 15, 2014

Literature and Booze

On the subject of Father's Day:

Theo: What are we doing on Father's Day, Mom?
Me: I'm not sure. I think Daddy wants some time to go read a book by himself, so you and me and Sam will probably go do something.
T: Well, how about I stay with Daddy and you and Sam go somewhere?
Me: I think Daddy wants to read ALONE, with no one talking to him.
T: Well, I won't talk to him--I'll just be reading my books about beer and wine and art.

Oh. Of course...

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