Fired!

Theo has taken to writing me citations for various injustices that he perceives. For example, if I tell him to stop nagging me, I may get a written citation. However, he has now taken it one step farther. At lunch the other day, he very politely but seriously announced, "I'm sorry, Mom, but you're fired. You'll need to pack your things and be out of here by morning." I asked what I had done to get fired, and he said it was because I hadn't read him his "Beezus and Ramona" chapter before bed the night before. True, true...though in my defense it's because he was acting like a complete savage before bed and lost the privilege. So I'm pretty sure I have a wrongful termination suit on my hands here....