Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor

Theo has reached the very fun age of injustice--you know, "It's not fair!" about everything. I'm not amused. So today we had this conversation. 

Theo: You never get me anything!
Me: Are you serious?! Do you have any idea how many nice things I do for you? I bought you mango today because I know you like mango. I bought you the pretzels you like the other day. Sometimes I get you an apple juice when we're out. I get you a LOT of things I know you like! 
Theo: Well, but you never get me wine or beer.

True. He's got me on that one.