On his second day of swimming, Theo continued his trend of making amusing remarks to his instructor. Among my favorites:
Teacher Karen (hoping to make a point about using "listening ears" in the pool): And do you remember what we said about our ears, Theo?
Theo: Um...they have a lot of wax in them.
And:
Theo (inspecting a broken pool toy): Why is this broken?
Teacher Karen: Oh, I can fix it....
Theo: It's cheap.
I think what's so darn amusing about Theo is that he says this stuff completely matter-of-factly, without any sense of being a smart aleck. He is making an honest, straightforward statement about things when he tells his teacher that our ears have a lot of wax in them, that her pool toys are cheap, that old people fart a lot, etc. Which makes it all the harder not to laugh when he comes out with this stuff!
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