This morning, Theo went into the bathroom with the Local section of the paper clutched under his arm and shut the door. He emerged several minutes later and announced, "Mom, most people don't read in the bathroom, but I do. I like to read the news while I poop. It gives me something to do while I'm in there."
I see. Evidently I'm raising an 80-year-old man. So I replied, "Well, did you find any interesting news while you were in there?"
"Yes, I did," he replied, opening the Local section to a specific page. "Look at this puppy."
Ah. Eighty-year-old man meets five-year-old boy who loves puppy pictures. Love it!
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