Tuesday, July 16, 2013

How to Win Friends and Influence People

Theo has an incredible charm--he really just draws adults in when they meet him. His new swim teacher is no exception. She looked momentarily confused and then burst out laughing when, shortly after meeting her, he announced, "Yeah, old people make a lot of putts [farts]."

And then at the end of the lesson, I told him to take off his swimsuit and we'd put on dry pants, and he announced, "You don't take off your pants in front of people!" I agreed that this was usually true, but his swim teacher and I were the only ones there (well, and Sam), and it was okay this time because I told him he could. He promptly replied, "But you do NOT take your pants off in Starbucks!"

Indeed. Rules to live by. His teacher, trying not to laugh, seemed to agree. :-)

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