Monday, April 1, 2013

Poor, Poor P-nis

Sometimes Theo's choice of phrasing cracks me up. Like this one, for example:

Me: Theo, did you go pee or poop?
Theo: Just pee. Only my penis was upset.

It took me a minute to get it: You poop if your tummy is upset, so you must pee when your penis is upset. Now every time he needs to pee, he tells me, "My penis is upset." And I try not to snicker....

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