We found one of those "conversation starter" boxes of cards at our rental cottage while on vacation, so we played one day at breakfast. Here's the world according to Theo:
What's the most beautiful body part? Your stomach, because it's full of food.
What's your dad's favorite bad word? Ugly stinky butt! (For the record, I've never heard Chris haul that out.)
When have you argued with your parents? Since I was three years old. (Um, yes, yes, a thousand times yes.)
When's the last time you did something mean? In kindergarten I told my teacher "Fine, fine, fine, what do you want now?" That was rude. (Yes, yes it was.)
What's your biggest pet peeve? Toddler areas. Too many crying babies!
Which celebrity do you think will die next? Jimmy Carter
How much would you need to be paid to spend a year in jail? Just a dollar!
Who's your most annoying relative? Sam! He's always marauding all over the place.
Who would make the best president? Me! (God help us all...)
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