The Kid Handbook Comes Back

Theo has decided to invoke the "kid handbook" whenever it suits him. (See here for the original discussion of it.) Today, it was to lobby to bring an iPod to day camp with him.

Me: No, you are not bringing an iPod to camp!

Theo: Why not?

Me: Because camp is for playing with your friends and playing outside and doing crafts and having fun with other kids...not for sitting around with an iPod.

Theo: But it's in the kid handbook that I can bring an iPod to camp. I know it is, Mom, because I wrote the kid handbook.

Good grief, imagine a world where Theo wrote the rule book!