Theo: Mom, why does your skin smell like that?
Me: Like what?
Theo: Um, like an old bath.
Me: What does that smell like?
Theo: I don't really know, but it's not good. Did you take a bath two years ago?
For the record, I had showered the night before. But evidently I still smelled as if I had last taken a bath two years ago!
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