The words of a surly, hungry kindergartner:
Theo: How long until my bacon will be ready?
Chris: About ten minutes.
T: Or five...
C: No, it'll be about ten.
T: Listen to my words, Dad. I'm telling you it's five minutes.
C: Theo, your bacon will take ten minutes. You can't alter the laws of physics.
T: Dad, you're not following. Five...minutes... (Drawn out for emphasis cuz, ya know, Chris and I aren't too bright...)
And so he has spoken, and so it shall be...
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