Above the Law

Theo desperately wants to be above the law. That was evident this weekend in his very creative solution for avoiding jail time:

Theo: I wish I was an astronaut....Me: Ooh, that sounds fun!Theo: Yeah, I want to be an astronaut so I can pick up an asteroid and throw it at the jail! I'm going to throw asteroids at all the jails!Me: Interesting. Why do you want to throw asteroids at the jails?Theo: So I can knock down all the jails and the police can't put me in them.

I see. Well, that's one way to avoid jail time, I suppose....