Theo wanted to buy something at Target but didn't have money with him, so I told him I'd buy it and he could pay me back. But when I went to collect on the debt, he was less enthusiastic.
Theo: You mean you're going to keep my dollars?
Me: Yes, that's how it works when you buy something—the other person keeps your money.
Theo: Well, then I'm just going to marry Ella, and she will have kids, and they can give me money.
Wait a minute—your kids give you money?! I knew there was a reason I had them!!
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