I think it's possible Theo has been around too many download-progress bars. I took him to the bathroom the other day, and he delivered the following running monologue while sitting on the toilet:
"Mom, I have to P-O-O-P. I have about 80% left, Mom. That's my progress, Mom. No, now I have about 19% left. Oh, no...now I'm done. That's it, Mom. Zero percent left. I'm all done with my poop."
Fantastic. Nothing like an incredibly accurate status update on a bowel movement.
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