How Babies Are Made

I thought we were going to have The Conversation last night. You know--the one about how babies are made. But the conversation took an unexpected turn:

Theo: Mom, who made me?
Me: Oh! Well, Daddy and I did.
Theo: No!
Me: No???
Theo: No, the workers made me.
Me: What workers?
Theo: The ones at the factory.
Me: Ohhhh...you were made in a factory? (Hmmm, I remember production quite well, and I'm very certain it didn't take place in a factory!!)
Theo: Yes.
Me: What factory? What's it called?
Theo: The Boy Factory.

So there you go, folks...how little boys are made!