Uttered by Theo on our walk to school...apropos of nothing.
"Mom, enjoy your life until you die."
He's profound, that one. Or morbid. I haven't decided which.
From the Peanut Gallery
A place where I can share the funny musings of my kindergarten-age son.
Tuesday, November 18, 2014
Sunday, November 16, 2014
Alex P. Keaton, Part II
Remember that old 1980s show, Family Ties? Michael J. Fox played Alex P. Keaton, the money-loving Republican son of liberal, semi-hippie parents? Evidently we're reenacting that. Chris and I tend toward the liberal side, but Theo seems to be an Alex P. Keaton in training, as evidenced by his schoolwork. I went to Back to School Night in September, and every kid had made a poster with his or her picture, saying what they wanted to learn. Twenty-five children said English, science, or math. One child said "money." Can you guess who it was?!
Mr. Confident
When we checked out a new sporting-goods store recently, Theo had to ride the elevator.
Theo: Mom, it's a Schindler HT! But it's missing a nameplate.
Me: Then how do you know it's a Schindler?
Theo (completely seriously): Well, Mom, because I know everything.
Confidence is not an issue in this child.
A Good Reason to Have Kids
Theo wanted to buy something at Target but didn't have money with him, so I told him I'd buy it and he could pay me back. But when I went to collect on the debt, he was less enthusiastic.
Theo: You mean you're going to keep my dollars?
Me: Yes, that's how it works when you buy something—the other person keeps your money.
Theo: Well, then I'm just going to marry Ella, and she will have kids, and they can give me money.
Wait a minute—your kids give you money?! I knew there was a reason I had them!!
In Praise of School
As I've mentioned, Theo isn't particularly a fan of school. About two weeks into the school year, I asked him how school was:
Theo: Fine.
Me: Tell me one thing you did in class today.
Theo: Boring work for babies.
Flattery
Some weeks ago, we got our family pictures taken. I put on makeup for the first time in almost a year, and when Theo saw me, his eyes lit up and he said, "Mommy! You look just like...a normal mom!"
I was glad he didn't say "a clown," at least....
Even He Has Standards
Theo: Mom, men and women have different body parts. But everyone has a bottom.
Me: That's true. Did you talk about that at school today or something?
Theo: No, I'm too smart for that. It's undignified.
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